Microbicides is hardly a word to inspire the lighting of candles,  dimming of lights or turning up of soft music for.  It sounds more akin to something you would spray on the plants to keep away potato bugs.  Someday, though, it may be something you spray on or squeeze in yourself to keep away the dreaded HIV or a bothersome sexually transmitted disease.

Also, as always, this week's Church Ladies For Choice Song of the Segment: a rousing anthem recently written to inspire for more super-lubrication.  From the top of the heap, to the bottom of the pile and around the world, start spreading the lube!